turning 34

birthday conversation through text with an uncle who is really just a big kid himself

tito piet : yes, happy birthday! topet, tita jean, france, angel ito
me: thanks topet and company! ang lakas ng ulan dito (i was born on the rainiest day of the year) kamusta na kayo dyan sa mindoro? nami-miss ko na yung mga bata.
tito piet: lakas din ng ulan dito. ilang taon ka na?
me: hulaan mo :)
tito piet: mukha kang 32
me: pwede na. 34 na ko, actually
tito piet: pero 35 ka na no
me: 34 nga e!
tito piet: mag-asawa ka na!
me: sige. bukas na bukas din
tito piet: si tita jean mo napangasawa ko 32. si france 8 years old pa lang, 42 na si tita jean. kaya wag mo nang intayin umidad pa.
me: pag may okay na makilala, promise di ko papatagalin pa
tito piet: dapat mabait tulad mo
me: and gwapo sana, and madaming pera hahaha
tito piet: at may beach resort na may jetski at speedboat
me: na malapit sa Mindoro
tito piet: kahit hindi, wag lang sa may abu sayyaf

calling all single men who are mabait and gwapo and mayaman and have a beach resort with jetski and speedboat, preferably near mindoro, tito piet would like to have a word with you.